Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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