I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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