your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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