your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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