found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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