your room smells of hookers.
And success
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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