We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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