I think I died a long time ago.
Its about making memories worth repressing
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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