Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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