i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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