I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
