we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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