census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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