i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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