i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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