"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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