Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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