I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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