We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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