Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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