so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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