Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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