Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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