so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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