: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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