let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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