Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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