are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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