Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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