been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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