He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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