super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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