I'm jealous of your bromance
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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