He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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