I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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