I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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