I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
