ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
