going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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