so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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