I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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