i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
not ubering you a puppy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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