i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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