i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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