We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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