but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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