? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think my tv is drunk
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My ATM looks so different sober.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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