just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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