I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How does one acquire holy water?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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