Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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