So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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