brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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