Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I AM VODKA MAN
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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