We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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