don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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