my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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